Who is this "Earl" you keep mentioning?

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I recently presented a series of introductory webcasts on ASP.NET 2.0 for MSDN, and I received several comments in the feedback on my pronunciation of "URL" as "Earl". One commenter said it was distracting because he thought of "Earl" as the guy that was killed in the Dixie Chick song :) Interestingly I never pronounce URI or URN, but always spell them out.
 
It's always interesting to see how the pronunciation of acronyms evolves in different circles, I'm sure there's a fascinating linguistic study to be done on the topic. The classic acronym pronunciation war is of course "GUID" which is either "gooid" or "guid - rhymes with squid" (as footnoted in Essential COM by D. Box). You can quickly identify a programmer's heritage by asking him/her to pronounce this acronym :)
 
I also received comments (positive actually) on my pronunciation of the punctuation characters "~" and "/" as "tilde" and "whack" respectively. As in, "set the earl to tilde whack foo-dot-aspx". Makes me reminisce to a class in college on Scheme where the instructor pronounced "!" as "Bang!" accompanied by a strong contact between the chalk and the chalkboard to emphasize the character - it kept everyone awake at least...
 
I though I'd post a short pronunciation guide for acronyms I commonly use, in case you hear me talk some time, you can use this guide to decode what I'm saying :)
 
URL - "Earl"
GUID - "rhymes with squid"
WSE - "wuzzie"
XAML - "zamel"
XBap - "X-bap" (Ian just taught me this one)
GAC - "gack"
WSDL - "wuzdle"
 
And punctuation pronunciation:
~ - "tilde"
/ - "whack"
! - "bang"
. - "dot"
# - "hash" (not "pound" in order to avoid confusing Brits), sometimes "octothorpe"
 
Feel free to post additional acronym pronunciations, or discrepancies with the ones I've posted, in comments (dot) I'd love to hear about them (bang)
 

Posted Apr 04 2006, 07:45 AM by fritz-onion
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vinnie wrote re: Who is this "Earl" you keep mentioning?
on 04-04-2006 7:40 AM
actually imo:

WSDL - wizzdle
WSE - wizzie

wuzzie is the Italian pronunciation for the guy in my 9th grade class that wouldn't jump off the roof into the snow bank
Glen H wrote re: Who is this "Earl" you keep mentioning?
on 04-04-2006 8:46 AM
Have you seen this programmers poem floating around the internet? Try reciting it yourself before you look at the interpretation below it.

<>!*''#
^@`$$-
*!'$_
%*<>#4
&)../
{~|**SYSTEM HALTED

waka waka bang splat tick tick hash
carat at back-tick dollar dollar dash
splat bang tick dollar underscore
percent splat waka waka number four
amperstand right-paren dot dot slash
curly bracket tilde pipe splat splat crash
Sean Chase wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-04-2006 9:40 AM
Excellent list. Now ask Don Box to make a song out of this with is automated piano playing app using Indigo (errrrrrr WCF) as shown on MSDN TV...

"whack whack wuzzie gack bang bang dot zamel zamel X-bap gack...a hip hop and you don't stop the boogie" :-)
Larry O'Brien wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-04-2006 11:15 AM
imo, "GUID" rhymes with "Druid"
and +1 that WSE and WSDL are "whizzie" and "whizdle"
Roger Bonine wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-04-2006 2:25 PM
My favorite comes from the Hacker's Dictionary. They claimed that some people called the * character a "Nathan Hale", as in "I regret that I have but one asterisk for my country"
Scott Hanselman wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-07-2006 12:00 AM
Big +1 with wizzie and wizzdle. Think you're in the "jif" world with those. It's gif like gift. ;)
Jonathan wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-07-2006 12:57 PM
I actually attended your similar series a year or 2 ago, and it took me quite a while to figure out what you were talking about, when you said earl... threw me for a while, indeed. Makes perfect sense, once I realized what you were talking about!
Craig Boland wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-10-2006 6:18 AM
\ - "back whack"
Gregory Class wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-12-2006 3:59 PM
Oh, you forgot

$ - bling
Wouter wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 04-27-2006 7:05 AM
I usually pronounce URI as the sovjet austronaut: "Yuri" (Gagarin)...
Carl Lambrecht wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 05-01-2006 5:18 AM
A couple I picked up working with Brits and French-schooled Lebanese...

! = pling
<> = chevrons
Marc Evans wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 05-07-2006 2:43 PM
Brit here, and I mostly use the proper names (caret, ampersand, pipe, tilde etc). The only quirks I seem to have picked up are

! - pling
# - hash
/ - slash
\ - backslash
. - dot

GUID - the "squid" one
CCC wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 07-04-2006 2:57 PM

Here's a few I've heard over th e years:

.dll = Dill

# as pound, number, and tac

HTML - Hit Mill


Andy Nguyen wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 07-18-2006 1:32 PM
But *WHY* do people pronounce GUID to rhyme with "druid"? How do those people pronounce "quid" (as in "pound" i.e. the monetary unit, not "hash" or "crosshatch")? Quid they please come to their senses and pronounce it correctly? >-)
numb wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 02-20-2007 8:27 PM
! - bang
@ - at
# - hash
$ - dollar
% - percent
^ - carat
& - amp
* - splat
- - dash
_ - underscore
| - pipe
~ - tilde
: - colon
; - semi
, - comma
. - dot
" - quote
' - tick
` - backtick

/ - slash
\ - backslash
( - left paren
) - right paren
< - left angle
> - right angle
[ - left square
] - right square
Beth wrote re: Who is this &quot;Earl&quot; you keep mentioning?
on 09-11-2008 9:54 AM

'quid' and 'squid' have the 'w' sound because of the combination of 'qu.'  GUID doesn't have a 'qu' in there.  It's much closer to 'fluid' ('fl' + 'oo' + 'id') and 'druid' ('dr' + 'oo' + 'id') - hence 'ga' + 'oo' + 'id' or 'goo-id.'  

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